Mad Hilarities

Dead babies:

Why'd the Baby cross the road?
It was stappled to the chiken..

How do you get a baby to stop running around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the ground..

Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down's syndrome..

What happened when I put a baby in the microwave?
Dunno either... I was too busy jerking off...

How do you get a baby into a shoe box?
-with a blender..
How do you get it out?
-With a straw.....