Alice In Wonderland

Alice: "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

"No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow."My favorite....the cat obv.

"We're all mad here"